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Subject: Old...(part 5)
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Date: Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:14:01 GMT
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Old...
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Old librarians never die, they just lose their references.
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Old light bulbs never die, they just blink out.
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Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under.
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Old linguists never die, they just rearrange their deep
structures.
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Old magicians never die, they just disappear.
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Old magicians never die, they just float away.
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Old magicians never die, they just make a big production of it.
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Old magicians never die, they just they just change color.
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Old magicians never die, they're just fooling themselves.
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Old math teachers never die, they just keep coming back to give
you more homework.
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Old math teachers never die, they just reduce to lowest terms.
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Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.
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Old mathematicians never die, they just go off on a tangent.
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Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some functions.
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Old mediums never die, they are just visiting their friends.
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Old mercenaries never die, they find someone else to take their
place.
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Old mercenaries never die, they just go to Hell to regroup.
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Old meteors never die, they just burn up.
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Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey.
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Old ministers never die -- they just go out to pastor.
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Old MP's never die, they just attain peerage.
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Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
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Old musicians never die, they just get played out.
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Old musicians never die, they just go from bar to bar.
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Old nuclear power plants never die, they just go off-line.
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