The Sex Therapist
A noted sex therapist realized that people often lied about the
frequency of their encounters, so he devised a test to tell for
certain how often someone has had sex.
To prove his theory, he filled an auditorium with people, and went
down the line, asking each person to smile. Using the size of the
person's smile, the therapist was able to guess accurately until he
came to the last man in line, an elderly gentleman, who was grinning
from ear to ear.
"Twice a day," the therapist guessed. But the therapist was
surprised when the man says no.
"Once a day, then?" Again the answer is no. "Twice a week?" "No."
"Twice a month?" "No." The man finally said yes when the doctor got to
"once a year."
The therapist is angry that his theory isn't working, and asks the
elderly gentleman, "What the heck are you so happy about?"
The gent answered, "Tonight's the night!"
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