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Subject: Old...[part 4]
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Old...
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Old Helsinki tourists never die, they just vanish into Finn Air.
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Old hikers never die, they just trail away.
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Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.
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Old hockey players never die, they just achieve their final
goal.
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Old home brewers never die, they just ferment away.
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Old hunters never die, they just stay LOADED.
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Old hypochondriacs never die, they just imagine it.
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Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe.
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Old immortals never die, they just...don't.
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Old interpreters (for the deaf) never die, they just sign off.
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Old investors never die, they just roll over.
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Old Jedis never die, they jut fade away.
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Old jokes never die, they just get retold by the young.
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Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
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Old kayakers never die, they just roll back over, and do it
again.
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Old key punch operator never die, they just punch out.
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Old kids never die, they just adulterate.
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Old kids never die, they just grow up.
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Old knights in chain mail never die, they just shuffle off their
metal coils.
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Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent.
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Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.
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Old lawyers never die, they just lose their briefs.
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Old librarians never die, their computers have Fatal Errors.
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Old librarians never die, they just check out.
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Old librarians never die, they just get re-shelved.
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