Sex Advice
A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his
grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it. His
grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all
the time, and maybe do it several times a day.
His grandfather continued to tell the young fellow that later on,
sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get
older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you
are lucky to have it once a year - maybe on your anniversary.
The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you
and Grandma now?"
His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now."
"What's oral sex?" The young fellow asked.
"Well," Grandpa said, "She goes to bed into her bedroom, and I go
to into my bedroom. And she yells, 'F--- You!" And I holler back,
"F--- You too'."
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