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Old...
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Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience.
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Old editors do it with a red pen.
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Old electricians never die, they just do it until it Hz.
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Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.
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Old energizer bunnies never die, they go on, and on, and on....
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Old engineers die, they just lose their bearings.
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Old English majors do it with Strunk and White.
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Old environmentalists never die, they are just recycled.
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Old Eskimos never die, they just get cold feet.
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Old Eskimos never die, they just go cold.
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Old exorcists never die, they just give up the ghost.
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Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.
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Old farmers never die, they just spade away.
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Old fishermen never die, their rods just go limp.
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Old fishermen never die, they just get reel tired.
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Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way.
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Old football players never die, they just go to the end zone.
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Old frogs never die, they just croak.
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Old fruit never die, it just pear-ishes.
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Old garage men never die, they just retire.
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Old golfers never die, they just lose their drive.
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Old graphic artists never die, they just de-rez.
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Old gymnasts never die, they just take longer to mount.
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Old hams never die, they just get grounded.
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Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their
chips.
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