"::Donut::" <Chocolate@Sugar.Glazed> wrote in news:010420080441247169%
Chocolate@Sugar.Glazed:
> Good Will Account in Arrears
> (my title)
>
> A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.
>
> He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just
> like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have
> anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could
> stand up to him.
>
> She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your
> temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled
> down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse
> stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer.
>
> This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled
> thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you
> stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
>
> She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under
> his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing. After a
> half hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's going on here"
> asked the doctor.
>
> Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc Haven't you ever seen
> someone having their temperature taken?"
>
> After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Not with a carnation."
>
ROTFLMAO LOL. Long live flower-power
Mercury.
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