On 1 Apr 2008 03:43:02 -0500, "::Donut::" <Chocolate@Sugar.Glazed>
wrote:
>Good Will Account in Arrears
>(my title)
>
>A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.
>
>He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just
>like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have
>anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could
>stand up to him.
>
>She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your
>temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled
>down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse
>stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer.
>
>This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled
>thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you
>stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
>
>She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under
>his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing. After a
>half hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's going on here"
>asked the doctor.
>
>Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc Haven't you ever seen
>someone having their temperature taken?"
>
>After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Not with a carnation."
What clor was it?
lol,
darkshadows
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