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Subject: Good Will Account in Arrears
Date: 1 Apr 2008 03:43:02 -0500
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Good Will Account in Arrears
(my title)
A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.
He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just
like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have
anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could
stand up to him.
She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your
temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled
down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse
stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer.
This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled
thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you
stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under
his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing. After a
half hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's going on here"
asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc Haven't you ever seen
someone having their temperature taken?"
After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Not with a carnation."
--
"Donut make your brown eyes blue..."
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