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Date: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:44:36 GMT
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LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR OLDER PERSONS
- Put bifocals on. Double check that you're with the right partner.
- Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes... in case you doze off in the
middle.
- Set the mood with lighting. Turn 'em ALL OFF !
- Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin... just in
case!
- Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember what to
scream out at the end.
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