"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:omv2t39n6a9direbhmsm95tebsleh1mohm@4ax.com:
>
> LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR OLDER PERSONS
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> - Put bifocals on. Double check that you're with the right partner.
>
> - Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes... in case you doze off in the
> middle.
>
> - Set the mood with lighting. Turn 'em ALL OFF !
>
> - Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin... just in
> case!
>
> - Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember what to
> scream out at the end.
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>
Still doesn't work
Mercury.
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