On Fri, 29 2008 17:40:25 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
wrote:
>"Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote in
>news:3zVxj.394710$KG4.107087@fe09.news.easynews.com:
>
>> A biker was riding by the zoo, when he saw a little girl leaning into
>> the lion's cage.
>> Suddenly, the lion grabbed her by the cuff of her jacket and tried to
>> pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming
>> parents.
>>
>> The biker jumped off his bike, ran to the cage and hit the lion square
>> on the nose with a powerful punch.
>>
>> Whimpering from the pain the lion jumped back, letting go of the girl;
>> and, the biker brought her to her terrified parents, who thanked him
>> endlessly.
>>
>> A reporter had seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, said,
>> "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my
>> whole life."
>>
>> "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw
>> this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right."
>>
>> "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you
>> know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. What
>> motorcycle do you ride?"
>>
>> "A Harley Davidson."
>>
>> The journalist left. The following morning, the biker bought the paper
>> to see if it indeed brought news of his actions; and, read on the
>> front page of the New York
>> Times:
>>
>> BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN
>> IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
>>
>>
>
>Sounds par for the course in the pathetic cretinous "to hell with the
>indigeonous population whos families gave their lives for democracy" age.
>
>Mercury.
Yep....to whatever Mercury said.
lol,
darkshadows
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