"Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote in
news:3zVxj.394710$KG4.107087@fe09.news.easynews.com:
> A biker was riding by the zoo, when he saw a little girl leaning into
> the lion's cage.
> Suddenly, the lion grabbed her by the cuff of her jacket and tried to
> pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming
> parents.
>
> The biker jumped off his bike, ran to the cage and hit the lion square
> on the nose with a powerful punch.
>
> Whimpering from the pain the lion jumped back, letting go of the girl;
> and, the biker brought her to her terrified parents, who thanked him
> endlessly.
>
> A reporter had seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, said,
> "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my
> whole life."
>
> "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw
> this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right."
>
> "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you
> know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. What
> motorcycle do you ride?"
>
> "A Harley Davidson."
>
> The journalist left. The following morning, the biker bought the paper
> to see if it indeed brought news of his actions; and, read on the
> front page of the New York
> Times:
>
> BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN
> IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
>
>
Sounds par for the course in the pathetic cretinous "to hell with the
indigeonous population whos families gave their lives for democracy" age.
Mercury.
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