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From: "Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com>
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Subject: A Bikers story ( I ride them)
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Date: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 15:31:12 GMT
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A biker was riding by the zoo, when he saw a little girl leaning into the
lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabbed her by the cuff of her jacket and tried to pull
her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumped off his bike, ran to the cage and hit the lion square on
the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumped back, letting go of the girl; and,
the biker brought her to her terrified parents, who thanked him endlessly.
A reporter had seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, said, "Sir,
this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."
"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this
little kid in danger and acted as I felt right."
"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know,
and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do
you ride?"
"A Harley Davidson."
The journalist left. The following morning, the biker bought the paper to
see if it indeed brought news of his actions; and, read on the front page of
the New York
Times:
BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN
IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
--
Rolex
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
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