"Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote in
news:glDpj.52232$9w2.10227@fe12.news.easynews.com:
> A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen
> you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
>
> "What do you mean?" said the pirate. "I feel fine."
>
> "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "We were in
> a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
>
> "OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
>
> "In another battle I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My
> hand was cut off and I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
>
> "What about that eye patch?"
>
> "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked
> up and one of them shit in my eye."
>
> "You're kidding. You lost an eye from bird shit?"
>
> "It was my first day with the hook."
>
>
Heeeee Heeeee LOL.
Mercury.
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