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| Rolex (rolex@astraweb.com) |
2008/02/04 05:15 |
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A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you
in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate. "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "We were in a
battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
"OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
"In another battle I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was
cut off and I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and
one of them shit in my eye."
"You're kidding. You lost an eye from bird shit?"
"It was my first day with the hook."
--
Rolex
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
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