In article <Xns9A0B4213138EFBoyFlyingHighcom@140.99.99.130>,
WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com> wrote:
> "::darkshadows::" <over@bite.net> wrote in
> news:0m6hm31c0lrn1nvbegq0gbirtminnvibs6@4ax.com:
>
> > IDIOT SIGHTING:
> >
> > We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us
> > that one Of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough
> > motor
> > on the Opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the
> > largest
> > one Sears made at That time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and
> > said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 Horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was
> > larger
> > than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's Not." Four is larger than two.."
> > We haven't used Sears repair since.
> >
> > IDIOT SIGHTING:
> >
> > My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I
> > gave
> > the Clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a
> > quarter. She Said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know,
> > but this way you can just Give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and
> > went to get the manager who Asked me to repeat my request. I did so,
> > and he handed me back the quarter, and Said " We're sorry but they
> > could
> > not do that kind of thing." The clerk then Proceeded to give me back$1
> > and 75 cents in change.
> >
> > Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
> >
> > IDIOT SIGHTING:
> > I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the
> > local Township administrative office to request the removal of the
> > DEER
> > CROSSING sign On our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit
> > by
> > cars out here! I Don't think this is a good place for them to be
> > crossing anymore."
> >
> > From Boise Idaho .
> >
> > IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
> > My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked
> > the
> > Person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry,
> > but they Only had iceburg lettuce.
> >
> >
> > From Kansas City IDIOT SIGHTING:
> > I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
> > asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your
> > knowledge?"
> > To which I Replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I
> > know?"
> > He smiled Knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
> >
> > Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
> >
> > IDIOT SIGHTING:
> > The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
> > I was Crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She
> > asked if I Knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals
> > blind people when the Light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on
> > earth are blind people doing Driving?!"
> >
> > She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS .
> >
> > IDIOT SIGHTING:
> > At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving
> > the Company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully,
> > "This
> > is fun. We Should do this more often." Not another word was spoken.
> > We
> > all just looked at Each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
> >
> > This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
> >
> > IDIOT SIGHTING:
> > I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself
> > and For the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would
> > not turn on.
> >
> > A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
> >
> > IDIOT SIGHTING:
> > When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up
> > our
> > car, We were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the
> > service Department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock
> > the
> > drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I
> > instinctively tried the door handle and Discovered that it was
> > unlocked.
> > "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its Open!" His reply, "I know.
> > I
> > already got that side."
> >
> > This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi STAY ALERT!
> >
> >
> >
> > They walk among us... And the scary part is that they VOTE and
> > REPRODUCE and Our enemies know it!!!
> >
>
> OH!!!!! So you have them on your side also!!!! weird and scary EH!!!!
> LOL.
>
> Mercury.
We have them on our front, too.
Donut ;-)
--
"Donut make your brown eyes blue..."
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