"::darkshadows::" <over@bite.net> wrote in
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> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>
> We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us
> that one Of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough
> motor
> on the Opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the
> largest
> one Sears made at That time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and
> said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 Horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was
> larger
> than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's Not." Four is larger than two.."
> We haven't used Sears repair since.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>
> My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I
> gave
> the Clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a
> quarter. She Said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know,
> but this way you can just Give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and
> went to get the manager who Asked me to repeat my request. I did so,
> and he handed me back the quarter, and Said " We're sorry but they
> could
> not do that kind of thing." The clerk then Proceeded to give me back$1
> and 75 cents in change.
>
> Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the
> local Township administrative office to request the removal of the
> DEER
> CROSSING sign On our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit
> by
> cars out here! I Don't think this is a good place for them to be
> crossing anymore."
>
> From Boise Idaho .
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
> My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked
> the
> Person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry,
> but they Only had iceburg lettuce.
>
>
> From Kansas City IDIOT SIGHTING:
> I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
> asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your
> knowledge?"
> To which I Replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I
> know?"
> He smiled Knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
>
> Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
> I was Crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She
> asked if I Knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals
> blind people when the Light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on
> earth are blind people doing Driving?!"
>
> She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS .
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving
> the Company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully,
> "This
> is fun. We Should do this more often." Not another word was spoken.
> We
> all just looked at Each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
>
> This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself
> and For the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would
> not turn on.
>
> A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up
> our
> car, We were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the
> service Department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock
> the
> drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I
> instinctively tried the door handle and Discovered that it was
> unlocked.
> "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its Open!" His reply, "I know.
> I
> already got that side."
>
> This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi STAY ALERT!
>
>
>
> They walk among us... And the scary part is that they VOTE and
> REPRODUCE and Our enemies know it!!!
>
OH!!!!! So you have them on your side also!!!! weird and scary EH!!!!
LOL.
Mercury.
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