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Subject: Re: Onions and christmas trees
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Date: Tue, 04 Dec 2007 21:18:04 GMT
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On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:55:32 GMT, "Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote:
>ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES
>
>A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many
>kinds of boobs are there?"
>
>The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of
>breasts. In her 20's, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
>In Her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
>After 50, they are like onions."
>
>"Onions?"
>
>"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
>
>This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, How many
>kinds of 'willies' are there?"
>
>The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through
>three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree,
>Mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but
>reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas tree."
>
>"A Christmas tree?"
>
>"Yes, dear - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
Ain't it a shame.....
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