There once was a man whose religion said that he had to be naked all
the time. Not wanting to go against his religion, he went everywhere
Lifesavers and gum. As he was heading toward the counter to pay for
his candy, he saw three nuns come into the store. He thought, "I don't
want these nuns to see me and preach to me about how I should wear
clothes." Not having anywhere to hide, he stood very still and
pretended to be a mannequin. The three nuns walked up to him and were
very curious. The first one went up and yanked on the man's penis, and
the man dropped the Lifesavers. The nun picked them up and showed them
to the others saying, "Look, I got Lifesavers." The second nun went up
to the man and pulled on his penis, and the man dropped his gum. The
nun picked it up and said, "Look, I got gum." Not wanting to go home
empty-handed, the last nun went up to the man, yanked on his penis,
and said, "Look, I got hand lotion."
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