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The French are to warfare what the British are to cooking.
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Donald Rumsfeld was being heckled by a French anti-war weenie when he
suddenly turned and asked the Frenchman:
"Excuse me. Do you speak German?" The Frenchman replied "No." Rumsfeld
looked him in the eyes and said "You're welcome."
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Q: How did the French react to German reunification?
A: They put up speed bumps at the borders to slow down the panzers.
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Q: What do you call a man who only needs body armor on his back?
A: Jacques Chirac
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Q: What is the other way to spell the name of the French president?
A: Jacques ChIraq.
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A man askes his companion, "What's the most common French expression"? His
friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, "I give up!"
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Q: Why is it good to be French?
A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and US will win it for
you.
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Q: What is the French battle flag?
A: It is three white fleur-de-lies on a white background.
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Q: Why do Frenchmen always wear yellow ties?
A: To match their teeth.
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Q: What's the best place to hide your money?
A: Under a Frenchman's soap.
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A: What do you get if you see a Frenchman up to his neck in sand?
Q: More sand.
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Q: What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered?
A: Table for one hundred thousand, sir?
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Q: How can you tell if a Frenchman has been in your back yard?
A: Your garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant.
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Q: What do you do if you drive over a Frenchman?
A: Reverse!
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Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who lost his license to practice
medicine?
A: He was caught having sex with some of his patients. It's a shame, he was
the best veternnarian in town!
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Rolex
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