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| Rolex (rolex@astraweb.com) |
2007/11/22 09:57 |
Q: Wy don't the French want to bomb Saddam Hussein?
A: He hates America, he loves mistresses and he wears a beret. He is French.
Conan O'Brien
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Finally, this week the French soldiers have showed up in Afghanistan.
Figures just like the French to show up after the hard work has been done.
Jay Leno
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Q: Why do the French call their fighter the "Mirage"?
A: Because it's never seen in a combat zone.
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Q: How do you kill a Frenchman?
A: Slam the toilet seat down when he's getting a drink.
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Q: What do you call a French fighter coming to the rescue of American and
British soldiers in the Iraqi desert?
A: Mirage
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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in
Iraq.
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The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends
and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemeies.
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Q: Why do French naval ships have glass bottoms?
A: To see all their other ships.
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Q: Why do the French use a lot of bleach on their sheets?
A: So you can see their white flags better.
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Going to war without the French is like going hunting without an accordion.
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Rolex
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
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