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Date: Tue, 20 Nov 2007 15:04:10 GMT
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Jack and Tom, are having a beer in a saloon when a cowboy walks in with
an Indian's head under his arm. He hands it to the barman, and the
barman hands him money. The barman turns to them and says, "I hate
Indians. Last week they burnt my barn to the ground and killed my wife
and three kids. Anybody brings me the head of an Indian, I'll give them
a thousand bucks."
Jack and Tom guzzle their beers and leave to go hunt Indians. After a
while, they finally spot one. Jack throws a rock, it hits him on the
head, the Indian falls off his horse, and rolls seventy feet down a
ravine. The two cowboys make their way down the ravine and Tom pulls
out his knife to claim their trophy.
Jack says, "Tom, take a look at this."
Tom says, "Not now, I'm busy."
Jack says, "I really think you should have a look."
Tom says, "Asshole, can't you see I'm busy? I've got a thousand dollars
in my hand."
Jack says, "Please, Tom, take a look."
Tom looks up at the top of the ravine, and there's five thousand Indians
standing around the rim.
Tom says, "Fuck! We're gonna be millionaires!"
PS (what do you mean, we, whiteman)
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Rolex
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
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