Santa
The department store Santa has Little Johnny on his lap and says to
him, "I bet I know what you want for Christmas, Little Johnny.
You want some t-o-y-s, he says, touching Little Johnny's nose with his
finger as he spells out the word toys. "No, I've got plenty of toys."
Replies Little Johnny.
Then I bet you want some g-a-m-e-s!" replied Santa. "No, I've got all
the games I want." came Little Johnny's reply.
"Well Little Johnny, you don't want any toys or games for Christmas,
what do you want?" asked Santa.
"I want some p-u-s-s-y," Little Johnny replied, touching Santa's nose
with each letter, "And don't tell me you don't have any because I can
smell it on your finger!"
Lil Stinker
"just havin' Fun!"
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