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Lil Stinker NP-g07 (guyfc@netzer.net) 2005/08/17 18:20

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Santa

The department store Santa has Little Johnny on his lap and says to
him, "I bet I know what you want for Christmas, Little Johnny.

You want some t-o-y-s, he says, touching Little Johnny's nose with his
finger as he spells out the word toys. "No, I've got plenty of toys."
Replies Little Johnny.

Then I bet you want some g-a-m-e-s!" replied Santa. "No, I've got all
the games I want." came Little Johnny's reply.

"Well Little Johnny, you don't want any toys or games for Christmas,
what do you want?" asked Santa.

"I want some p-u-s-s-y," Little Johnny replied, touching Santa's nose
with each letter, "And don't tell me you don't have any because I can
smell it on your finger!"





Lil Stinker
     "just havin' Fun!"

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