On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:58:11 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
wrote:
>"::darkshadows::" <bloody@mary.org> wrote in
>news:aj7oh3hi1q0p00vfpapq2n72cc3qbiotdb@4ax.com:
>
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>> Twas the night before christmas and all through the house,
>>
>> everybody was stoned, even a mouse.
>>
>> The stockings were stuffed with pretzels and beer,
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>> and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
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>> The children were wrestling quietly in bed,
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>> with sexy visions of masterbating in their heads.
>>
>> All of sudden there came such a clatter,
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>> I jumped off my wife's back to see what was the matter.
>>
>> He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
>>
>> from the sound of the crash i knew the fat motherfucker fell.
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>> He snapped to his feet in a sudden flash,
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>> he forgot to cover the crack of his ass.
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>> He showed me the bird from his stubby little hands,
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>> then he whipped out his box of sex toys and giant rubber bands.
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>> All were thrown on the Tree at the same time,
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>> He jumped with the fucking clock chimed.
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>> He flew up the chimney just as fast as he came down,
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>> I could tell he was some kind of professional clown.
>>
>> He whipped dasher, dancer, and prancer, and vixon,
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>> He kicked comit, cupid, donder and blitzen.
>>
>> He shrieked loudly into the pale midnight,
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>> Piss on all of you, and have a hell of a night!
>>
>>
>
>Dont give up your day job LOL.
>
>Mercury.
Rats!
And I thought I had a budding career.
darkshadows
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