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Subject: Re: A Poem to give Rolex and the Winged One some class
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Date: Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:58:11 GMT
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"::darkshadows::" <bloody@mary.org> wrote in
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> Twas the night before christmas and all through the house,
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> everybody was stoned, even a mouse.
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> The stockings were stuffed with pretzels and beer,
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> and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
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> The children were wrestling quietly in bed,
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> with sexy visions of masterbating in their heads.
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> All of sudden there came such a clatter,
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> I jumped off my wife's back to see what was the matter.
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> He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
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> from the sound of the crash i knew the fat motherfucker fell.
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> He snapped to his feet in a sudden flash,
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> he forgot to cover the crack of his ass.
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> He showed me the bird from his stubby little hands,
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> then he whipped out his box of sex toys and giant rubber bands.
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> All were thrown on the Tree at the same time,
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> He jumped with the fucking clock chimed.
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> He flew up the chimney just as fast as he came down,
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> I could tell he was some kind of professional clown.
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> He whipped dasher, dancer, and prancer, and vixon,
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> He kicked comit, cupid, donder and blitzen.
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> He shrieked loudly into the pale midnight,
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> Piss on all of you, and have a hell of a night!
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>
Dont give up your day job LOL.
Mercury.
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