On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 10:28:07 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
wrote:
>"::darkshadows::" <bloody@mary.org> wrote in
>news:ne6s73hu5ufe8ri8mc0g5v9ijcav76vdg6@4ax.com:
>
>> On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 06:58:47 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>The doctor was on his daily round of the mental asylum and had just
>>>entered the room of two of his long-term patients.
>>>One was sawing imaginary wood into hundreds of pieces and the other
>>>was hanging upside down from the ceiling.
>>>"What are you doing?" the doctor asked the first man.
>>>"I'm sawing wood," he said, is'nt that obvious?"
>>>"Well, what is your friend doing?
>>>"Oh don't mind him, he thinks he's a light bulb."
>>>"Don't you think you should help him down before all the blood rushes
>>>to his head?" commented the doctor.
>>>"What!" exclaimed the man, "and work in the dark!!"
>>>
>>
>> Methinks Winged Messenger speaks from experience in reference to the
>> above.
>>
>>
>>
>>>A wife came home from work to discover her husband crying
>>>inconsolably. "What's wrong?" she asked.
>>>"Do you remember 12 years ago when I got you pregnant and your father
>>>threatened to have me put in jail if I didn't marry you?"
>>>"Yes"
>>>"Well today, I would have got out!"
>>>
>>>
>>>"OH John," said his wife at breakfast. "I had a wonderful dream last
>>>night, I dreamt you bought me a diamond ring. What do you think it
>>>means?"
>>>John replied confidently, "You'll know tonight."
>>>Lo and Behold, when John arrived home from work he gave her a book
>>>called The Meaning of Dreams.
>>>
>>>
>>>A man rushed into his doctors, and shouted "Doctor, Doctor, I'm
>>>getting married soon but I am concerned about the size of my penis."
>>>"Oh, we can soon cure that." replied the doctor. "just visit a farm
>>>every day for the next month, dip your penis in milk and have a calf
>>>suck it." A few weeks later the doctor bumped into the man on the
>>>street and asked his how his new marriage was going.
>>>"Oh, I didnt't get married in the end," replied the man, "I bought the
>>>calf instead."
>>>
>>>
>>>Why does a Scotman wear a kilt?
>>>So the sheep won't hear the zipper.
>>>
>>
>> Yeah, but what about the bagpipes!!!
>>
>>
>>>
>>>Mercury.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>> Bevo puts Apis back in his pasture.
>>
>
>About time you recognised real talent LOL.
>
>Mercury.
Talent to.......
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