"::darkshadows::" <bloody@mary.org> wrote in
news:ne6s73hu5ufe8ri8mc0g5v9ijcav76vdg6@4ax.com:
> On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 06:58:47 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
> wrote:
>
>>The doctor was on his daily round of the mental asylum and had just
>>entered the room of two of his long-term patients.
>>One was sawing imaginary wood into hundreds of pieces and the other
>>was hanging upside down from the ceiling.
>>"What are you doing?" the doctor asked the first man.
>>"I'm sawing wood," he said, is'nt that obvious?"
>>"Well, what is your friend doing?
>>"Oh don't mind him, he thinks he's a light bulb."
>>"Don't you think you should help him down before all the blood rushes
>>to his head?" commented the doctor.
>>"What!" exclaimed the man, "and work in the dark!!"
>>
>
> Methinks Winged Messenger speaks from experience in reference to the
> above.
>
>
>
>>A wife came home from work to discover her husband crying
>>inconsolably. "What's wrong?" she asked.
>>"Do you remember 12 years ago when I got you pregnant and your father
>>threatened to have me put in jail if I didn't marry you?"
>>"Yes"
>>"Well today, I would have got out!"
>>
>>
>>"OH John," said his wife at breakfast. "I had a wonderful dream last
>>night, I dreamt you bought me a diamond ring. What do you think it
>>means?"
>>John replied confidently, "You'll know tonight."
>>Lo and Behold, when John arrived home from work he gave her a book
>>called The Meaning of Dreams.
>>
>>
>>A man rushed into his doctors, and shouted "Doctor, Doctor, I'm
>>getting married soon but I am concerned about the size of my penis."
>>"Oh, we can soon cure that." replied the doctor. "just visit a farm
>>every day for the next month, dip your penis in milk and have a calf
>>suck it." A few weeks later the doctor bumped into the man on the
>>street and asked his how his new marriage was going.
>>"Oh, I didnt't get married in the end," replied the man, "I bought the
>>calf instead."
>>
>>
>>Why does a Scotman wear a kilt?
>>So the sheep won't hear the zipper.
>>
>
> Yeah, but what about the bagpipes!!!
>
>
>>
>>Mercury.
>>
>>
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>
> Bevo puts Apis back in his pasture.
>
About time you recognised real talent LOL.
Mercury.
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