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| ::darkshadows:: (bloody@mary.org) |
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Date: Sun, 24 Jun 2007 07:18:52 GMT
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On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 06:58:47 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
wrote:
>The doctor was on his daily round of the mental asylum and had just
>entered the room of two of his long-term patients.
>One was sawing imaginary wood into hundreds of pieces and the other was
>hanging upside down from the ceiling.
>"What are you doing?" the doctor asked the first man.
>"I'm sawing wood," he said, is'nt that obvious?"
>"Well, what is your friend doing?
>"Oh don't mind him, he thinks he's a light bulb."
>"Don't you think you should help him down before all the blood rushes to
>his head?" commented the doctor.
>"What!" exclaimed the man, "and work in the dark!!"
>
Methinks Winged Messenger speaks from experience in reference to the
above.
>A wife came home from work to discover her husband crying inconsolably.
>"What's wrong?" she asked.
>"Do you remember 12 years ago when I got you pregnant and your father
>threatened to have me put in jail if I didn't marry you?"
>"Yes"
>"Well today, I would have got out!"
>
>
>"OH John," said his wife at breakfast. "I had a wonderful dream last
>night, I dreamt you bought me a diamond ring. What do you think it
>means?"
>John replied confidently, "You'll know tonight."
>Lo and Behold, when John arrived home from work he gave her a book called
>The Meaning of Dreams.
>
>
>A man rushed into his doctors, and shouted "Doctor, Doctor, I'm getting
>married soon but I am concerned about the size of my penis."
>"Oh, we can soon cure that." replied the doctor. "just visit a farm every
>day for the next month, dip your penis in milk and have a calf suck it."
>A few weeks later the doctor bumped into the man on the street and asked
>his how his new marriage was going.
>"Oh, I didnt't get married in the end," replied the man, "I bought the
>calf instead."
>
>
>Why does a Scotman wear a kilt?
>So the sheep won't hear the zipper.
>
Yeah, but what about the bagpipes!!!
>
>Mercury.
>
>
Bevo puts Apis back in his pasture.
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