"::darkshadows::" <over@there.com> wrote in
news:j38j635v60vlgmf87l1avtb91845slsp3u@4ax.com:
> On Fri, 08 Jun 2007 15:06:43 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
> wrote:
>
>>A little girl wandered into the bathroom whilst her father was taking a
>>shower.
>>"Daddy, what's that?" she asked pointing at his tackle.
>>"Well....erm...it's a hedgehog," he replied
>>"Gosh!" she exclaimed, "it's got a hell of a big cock."
>>
>>
>>"Mummy, Mummy, can I lick the bowl please?"
>>"No, pull the chain like everyone else."
>>
>>
>>"My bloody stupid boyfriend is going to die of syphilis!" cried the
>>distraught woman.
>>"Oh, no," replied her friend, "nobody dies of syphilis anymore."
>>"They do if they give it to me." she replied.
>>
>>
>>A man went to a tattooist to have something special done for his wife.
>>"How about 'I love you@ tattooed on your penis," said the sop owner.
>>The man agreed and that night in bed he revealed all to his wife.
>>"How about this darling," he said proudly.
>>"What a surprise," she said scornfully "just like you, always trying to
>>put words into my mouth."
>>
>>
>>LOL.
>>
>>
>>Mercury.
>>
>
> One out of four.
>
> Keep the last one, the others are fodder for Apis.
>
GGGGRRRRRRRR
Mercury.
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