On Fri, 08 Jun 2007 15:06:43 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
wrote:
>A little girl wandered into the bathroom whilst her father was taking a
>shower.
>"Daddy, what's that?" she asked pointing at his tackle.
>"Well....erm...it's a hedgehog," he replied
>"Gosh!" she exclaimed, "it's got a hell of a big cock."
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>
>"Mummy, Mummy, can I lick the bowl please?"
>"No, pull the chain like everyone else."
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>
>"My bloody stupid boyfriend is going to die of syphilis!" cried the
>distraught woman.
>"Oh, no," replied her friend, "nobody dies of syphilis anymore."
>"They do if they give it to me." she replied.
>
>
>A man went to a tattooist to have something special done for his wife.
>"How about 'I love you@ tattooed on your penis," said the sop owner.
>The man agreed and that night in bed he revealed all to his wife.
>"How about this darling," he said proudly.
>"What a surprise," she said scornfully "just like you, always trying to
>put words into my mouth."
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>LOL.
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>Mercury.
>
One out of four.
Keep the last one, the others are fodder for Apis.
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