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On Mon, 21 May 2007 12:34:35 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
wrote:
>"I'm so sorry Bob, I hear you buried your wife last week."
>"Had to," replied Bob, "She was dead."
>
Getting to smell a bit putrid as well
>
>Said the doctor to the old man.
>"I'M sorry, Mr. Hodges, you've only got three minutes to live."
>"Oh, no!" exclaimed the man. "Is there nothing you can do for me?"
>"Well, I could get the nurse to boil an egg."
>
Could you make a minute steak with that as well?
>
>Said the woman to her best friend:-
>"There's nothing wrong with my husband that a good funeral wouldn't
>cure."
>
>
>"Doctor, doctor, my hair is falling out," said the worried man. "Can you
>give me anything for it?"
>So the doctor gave him a box.
>
I trust you are speaking from experience.
>
>"Mummy, Mummy, why is Daddy running zig-zag across the garden?"
>"Shut up and reload."
>
>
Give her a Uzi!!!
>
>Apis
>
>
Hey Apis...one out of five.
The last one one is good.
BTW Apis....keep your day job!!! LOL
mmmmmmoooooooooooooooo,
Bevo
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