"I'm so sorry Bob, I hear you buried your wife last week."
"Had to," replied Bob, "She was dead."
Said the doctor to the old man.
"I'M sorry, Mr. Hodges, you've only got three minutes to live."
"Oh, no!" exclaimed the man. "Is there nothing you can do for me?"
"Well, I could get the nurse to boil an egg."
Said the woman to her best friend:-
"There's nothing wrong with my husband that a good funeral wouldn't
cure."
"Doctor, doctor, my hair is falling out," said the worried man. "Can you
give me anything for it?"
So the doctor gave him a box.
"Mummy, Mummy, why is Daddy running zig-zag across the garden?"
"Shut up and reload."
Apis
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