"::darkshadows::" <In@Out.net> wrote in
news:2h67339lol4umt6db2pbv9kg84vq70ukgu@4ax.com:
> On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:32:06 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
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>>The restaurant was packaed full with diners when all of a sudden,
>>there was a terrible commotion and a woman began to choke on a piece
>>of food. Quick as a flash, a man ran forward, grabbed the woman and
>>put her face- down on the floor. Then he pulled down her panties, and
>>licked her bottom. Immediately, the woman coughed up the piece of food
>>and stood up fully recovered. As the man walked back to his table, his
>>companion looked at him in astonishment. "bloody hell, I've never seen
>>anything like that before", he exclaimed.
>>"That's called the HINDLICK manoeuvre", the man replied.
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> I find the hindfist manuver just as effective.
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>>The foreman was just wondering why one of his men was so late getting
>>back from making a delivery, when the phone rang.
>>"Sorry boss" said the man " I had a bit of an accident on the way
>>back, I hit a pig".
>>"Well just put it on the side of the road and we'll pick it up later".
>>"But boss, it's not dead. It just keeps squealing".
>>"OK, get the rifle from the back of the truck and put it out of its
>>misery. Then throw it in the ditch until later".
>>Five minutes later the phone rang again.
>>"Boss, it's me, I'm still here."
>>"Why? Did you do as I said?.
>>"Yeah, I shot it and put it into the ditch, but his motorbike is still
>>stuck under the truck".
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>>And many more to come.
>>
>>Mercury.
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> Bevo rates it a one tail swat.
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He better get used to it.
Mercury.
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