On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:32:06 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
wrote:
>The restaurant was packaed full with diners when all of a sudden, there
>was a terrible commotion and a woman began to choke on a piece of food.
>Quick as a flash, a man ran forward, grabbed the woman and put her face-
>down on the floor. Then he pulled down her panties, and licked her bottom.
>Immediately, the woman coughed up the piece of food and stood up fully
>recovered. As the man walked back to his table, his companion looked at
>him in astonishment. "bloody hell, I've never seen anything like that
>before", he exclaimed.
>"That's called the HINDLICK manoeuvre", the man replied.
>
I find the hindfist manuver just as effective.
>The foreman was just wondering why one of his men was so late getting back
>from making a delivery, when the phone rang.
>"Sorry boss" said the man " I had a bit of an accident on the way back, I
>hit a pig".
>"Well just put it on the side of the road and we'll pick it up later".
>"But boss, it's not dead. It just keeps squealing".
>"OK, get the rifle from the back of the truck and put it out of its
>misery. Then throw it in the ditch until later".
>Five minutes later the phone rang again.
>"Boss, it's me, I'm still here."
>"Why? Did you do as I said?.
>"Yeah, I shot it and put it into the ditch, but his motorbike is still
>stuck under the truck".
>
>
>And many more to come.
>
>Mercury.
Bevo rates it a one tail swat.
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