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Date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:32:06 GMT
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The restaurant was packaed full with diners when all of a sudden, there
was a terrible commotion and a woman began to choke on a piece of food.
Quick as a flash, a man ran forward, grabbed the woman and put her face-
down on the floor. Then he pulled down her panties, and licked her bottom.
Immediately, the woman coughed up the piece of food and stood up fully
recovered. As the man walked back to his table, his companion looked at
him in astonishment. "bloody hell, I've never seen anything like that
before", he exclaimed.
"That's called the HINDLICK manoeuvre", the man replied.
The foreman was just wondering why one of his men was so late getting back
from making a delivery, when the phone rang.
"Sorry boss" said the man " I had a bit of an accident on the way back, I
hit a pig".
"Well just put it on the side of the road and we'll pick it up later".
"But boss, it's not dead. It just keeps squealing".
"OK, get the rifle from the back of the truck and put it out of its
misery. Then throw it in the ditch until later".
Five minutes later the phone rang again.
"Boss, it's me, I'm still here."
"Why? Did you do as I said?.
"Yeah, I shot it and put it into the ditch, but his motorbike is still
stuck under the truck".
And many more to come.
Mercury.
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