On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 13:15:20 GMT, "Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote:
>DUMBEST, SMARTEST KID IN THE WORLD Dumbest Kid in the World?
>A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
>
> "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
>
>The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other,
>then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"
>
>The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
>
>"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
>
>Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of
>the ice cream store.
>
> "Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
>
>Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
>
>The boy licked his cone and replied,
>
>"Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
>
>Rolex
>
Heh-heh-heeeeeeee
darkshadows
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