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From: "::darkshadows::" <behind@u.org>
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Subject: Re: Dumb or Smart Kid
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Date: Tue, 03 Apr 2007 17:41:45 GMT
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On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 13:15:20 GMT, "Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote:
>DUMBEST, SMARTEST KID IN THE WORLD Dumbest Kid in the World?
>A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
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> "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
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>The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other,
>then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"
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>The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
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>"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
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>Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of
>the ice cream store.
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> "Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
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>Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
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>The boy licked his cone and replied,
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>"Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
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>Rolex
>
Heh-heh-heeeeeeee
darkshadows
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