A little kid is sitting in biology class, and the teacher says that an
interesting phenomenon in nature is that only humans stutter, no other
animal in the world does this. Suddenly, the little boy's hand shoots
up.
"Not correct, Miss!" he says.
"Please explain, Christopher," replies the teacher.
"Well, Miss, just the other day I was playing with my cat on the
verandah, the neighbour's Rottweiler came around the corner, and my
cat arched his back and went:
'ffffffffffffff! fffffffffffffff! ffffffffffffff!'
"...but before the cat could say 'F#ck Off!' the dog ate him".
|
|