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| ::darkshadows:: (behind@u.org) |
2007/03/28 21:00 |
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night."
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks, or where he lives,
but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause
severe swelling. So, what's the problem?"
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a pen1s, and only
enough blood to run one at a time."
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences
money can buy."
"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older.
Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman.
Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
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