| Funny Jokes about the Irish |
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Funny Jokes about the Irish
1
The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and
within seconds he had a cop beside him.
"Name?"
"Brendan O'Connor."
"Same as mine. Where are you from?"
"County Cork."
"Same as me......"
The policeman paused with his pen in the air.
"Hold on a moment and I'll come back and talk about the old county. I
want to say something to this fella that ran into the back of your
cab."
2
The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives
of different nations were eagerly disclaiming responsibility for the
instrument.
Finally, and Irishman said, "Well, I'll tell you the truth about it.
The Irish invented them and sold them to the Scots as a joke; and the
Scots haven't seen the joke yet!"
3
This is a true story of the late Irish author Brendan Behan who one
night collapsed in a diabetic coma in a Dublin street. It was at a
time when he was at the height of his drunken notoriety and passes-by
naturally thought he was dead drunk. They took him to the nearby
surgery of one of Dublin's most fashionable and respected doctors. The
doctor decided to take a cardiograph and, somewhat nervous of his
patient, thought to humor him. He explained the workings of the
cardiograph needle as it registered the faint heartbeats of the very
sick and semiconscious Brendan.
"That needle there is writing down your pulses, Mr. Behan, and I
suppose, in its own way, it is probably the most important thing you
have ever written."
To which Behan replied: "Aye, and it's straight from me heart, too."
4
Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind was
so strong and loud that they had difficulty in hearing each other.
"It's windy," said one.
"No, it's Thursday," said the next.
"So am I," said the third. "Let's go and have a drink!"
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