Amusing Jokes about the Irish
1
Mrs. Ryan, a mean looking woman, claimed her husband was not
thoughtful. In this she was wrong; her husband thought about her too
much. One morning on his way to work, he thought about her so much
that he got off the subway at 34th Street and went to the Greyhound
Terminal and took a bus to Yuma, Arizona.
2
Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the
park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overheard voices coming
from a secluded spot. Suddenly Mrs. Murphy realized that a young man
was about to propose.
Not wanting to eavesdrop at such an intimate moment, she nudged her
husband and whispered, "Whistle and let that young couple know that
someone can hear them."
Murphy said, "Whistle? Why should I whistle? Nobody whistled to warn
me."
3
O'Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom
could have an evening out. At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs
to bed and settled down to read. One child kept creeping down the
stairs, but O'Toole kept sending him back up.
At 10 o'clock the doorbell rang. It was the next door neighbor, Mrs.
O'Brien. She asked if her son was there and O'Toole said no. Just then
a little head appeared over the banister and a voice shouted. "I'm
here Mom, but he won't let me go home."
4
"And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?" the
priest asked at confession.
"I might as well confess to the whole stack, your Reverence," said
Kavanaugh. "I'm goin' after the rest of it tonight!"
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