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Subject: Jokes about St. Patricks Day
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Date: Tue, 13 Mar 2007 00:13:24 GMT
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McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each
time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was
filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started
to leave. "S'cuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what
McQuillan had done. "What was that all about?" "Nothing," said the
Irishman, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."
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"Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?"
"No, Nora, but I'm getting closer all the time !"
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