1
Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local
policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over. "What's wrong, Seamus?"
Paddy asked. "Well didn't ya know, Paddy, that your wife fell out of
the car about five miles back?" said Seamus. "Ah, praise the
Almighty!" Paddy replied with relief. "I thought I'd gone deaf!"
2
A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your
name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop
turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question. "I'm Seamus
O'Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy."
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