Hithchiker
A hitchhiker in the hills of Tennessee was picked up by a hillbilly who
pulled a gun on him and ordered him to take a bottle of corn moonshine from the
glove compartment of the car.
"Drink it," the hillbilly ordered, waving the gun. The hitchhiker took a
swallow from the bottle, gasped, gulped, sobbed, blinked, wept, gagged, choked,
shuddered, squirmed, and twitched.
"All right," the hillbilly said. "Now you take the gun and force me to
take a drink."
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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