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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <anywhere@uwant2.com>
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Subject: Re: French Paratrooper
Date: Sat, 15 Oct 2005 19:27:22 -0500
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On Sat, 15 Oct 2005 23:58:14 GMT, "Rolex" <Rolex@webmaster.com> wrote:
>the french paratrooper
>
>Two French paratroopers are sitting in a cafe for breakfast when one
>says to the other, "I 'ave 'ad a terrible morning. At about 3:00 in the
>morning zis big 'airy man comes up to me and tells me if I want to join
>ze Special Forces I need to follow 'im. So off I go to a plank raised
>10 feet from ze ground and 'e tells me to jump"
>
>"So did you jump?," the other French man said.
>
>"Of course not, I told him I'm a French paratrooper - it is below my
>dignity to jump 10 feet. So 'e took me to another platform, 50 feet
>from ze ground and told me to jump."
>
>"And did you jump?," the other French man said
>
>"Of course not, I told him I'm a French paratrooper - it was below my
>dignity to jump 50 feet. So 'e took me to zis platform 200 feet from ze
> ground, pulled down 'is trousers and took out zis big 'airy willy and
>told me if I didn't jump 'e would stick it up my ass."
>
>"So did you jump?," the other French man said.
>"A little bit at first."
Good One
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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