In article <ii73l1l4gi0h2neab1g94eqc8c4u47c7bq@4ax.com>, Lil Stinker
NP-g07 <anywhere@uwant2.com> wrote:
> On Sat, 15 Oct 2005 23:58:14 GMT, "Rolex" <Rolex@webmaster.com> wrote:
>
> >the french paratrooper
> >
> >Two French paratroopers are sitting in a cafe for breakfast when one
> >says to the other, "I 'ave 'ad a terrible morning. At about 3:00 in the
> >morning zis big 'airy man comes up to me and tells me if I want to join
> >ze Special Forces I need to follow 'im. So off I go to a plank raised
> >10 feet from ze ground and 'e tells me to jump"
> >
> >"So did you jump?," the other French man said.
> >
> >"Of course not, I told him I'm a French paratrooper - it is below my
> >dignity to jump 10 feet. So 'e took me to another platform, 50 feet
> >from ze ground and told me to jump."
> >
> >"And did you jump?," the other French man said
> >
> >"Of course not, I told him I'm a French paratrooper - it was below my
> >dignity to jump 50 feet. So 'e took me to zis platform 200 feet from ze
> > ground, pulled down 'is trousers and took out zis big 'airy willy and
> >told me if I didn't jump 'e would stick it up my ass."
> >
> >"So did you jump?," the other French man said.
> >"A little bit at first."
>
>
> Good One
>
> Lil Stinker
> "just havin' fun!"
I agree!
Y Not :-)
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