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LOST IN THE DARNDEST PLACES
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her
car has
been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to
the
dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake
pedal
and even the accelerator!" she cried.
The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She
got
in the back-seat by mistake."
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