"::darkshadows::" <here@there.net> wrote in
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>
> Q. How many pipers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
> A. Only two, but even if they could get in there you would still have
> to find a female piper.
>
>
> Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions,
> an in-tune bagpipe player, an out-of-tune bagpipe player, or Santa
> Claus?
> A. The out-of-tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate you have
> been hallucinating.
>
>
> Q. How do you make a chain saw sound like a bagpipe?
> A. Add vibrato.
>
>
> Q. What's the definition of a gentleman?
> A. Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
>
>
> Q. What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead
> bagpiper in the road?
> A. Skid marks in front of the snake.
>
>
> Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?
> A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
>
>
> Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a
> dead country singer in the road?
> A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
>
>
> Q. What's the range of a bagpipe?
> A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.
>
>
> Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?
> A. Drool.
>
>
> Q. Why are bagpipers fingers like lightning?
> A. They rarely strike the same spot twice.
>
Unbeliever.
Mercury.
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