| Some more jokes for aggravating Mercury |
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| ::darkshadows:: (here@there.net) |
2007/02/24 14:58 |
Q. How many pipers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Only two, but even if they could get in there you would still have
to find a female piper.
Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions,
an in-tune bagpipe player, an out-of-tune bagpipe player, or Santa
Claus?
A. The out-of-tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate you have
been hallucinating.
Q. How do you make a chain saw sound like a bagpipe?
A. Add vibrato.
Q. What's the definition of a gentleman?
A. Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
Q. What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead
bagpiper in the road?
A. Skid marks in front of the snake.
Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a
dead country singer in the road?
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
Q. What's the range of a bagpipe?
A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.
Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?
A. Drool.
Q. Why are bagpipers fingers like lightning?
A. They rarely strike the same spot twice.
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